Installing Lando on a Windows machine is easy. Just follow these 30 (or more) simple steps:
Review the directions.
Figure out which version of Windows you are running.
Realize that you need to upgrade to Windows 10 Professional, because apparently you have to pay extra to actually do work on a Windows machine.
Open the Windows Store.
Spend half an hour trying to figure out why the Windows store is only showing blank pages.
Take a break, go vote, spend some time with your kids, and seriously consider buying a Mac so that you don’t have to deal with this shit.
Reboot your computer and finally get Windows store to respond.
Pay $100 dollars, while updating your account information because everything is three years out-of-date. Do not pass Go.
Reboot your computer twice.
Go to the Lando releases page.
Spend some time looking for the last stable release (note: there is no spoon stable release).
Download and run the latest .exe.
The installer will complain that you don’t have Hyper V, which you just paid for.
Find the obscure command you need to enable Hyper V.
Find Powershell in the Start menu.
Discover that you can paste into PowerShell just by right-clicking your mouse. This seems convenient, but it’s a trap!
Run the command. It doesn’t work.
Learn how to run PowerShell as an administrator.
Run the command, again.
Reboot your computer, again.
Run the .exe, again.
The installer wants to install Docker. Let it.
The Docker installer wants you to log you out. Let it
Log back in.
Open Babun and try the lando command. It isn’t found.
Open Powershell and try the lando command. It isn’t found.
Open the Command Prompt and try the lando command. It isn’t found.
Re-run the Lando installer, for the third time. It turns out that it never finished because Docker logged you out.
Open Powershell and try the lando command.
It works! Congratulations, you are done!*
* Just kidding…
Open PowerShell. Go to the directory where you have your Drupal maintenance support plans site.
Run lando init.
Choose the drupal 7 recipe.
Why is it asking for a Pantheon machine token? This isn’t a Pantheon site! Hit Ctrl-C.
Log into Pantheon, create a machine token for your Windows machine. note: Terminus and Lando are notorious for asking for this machine token over and over, so make sure to paste this machine token into a file somewhere, which kind of defeats the entire point of having a machine token.
Run lando init, again.
Right clicking to paste doesn’t work for the hidden machine token. So, learn a different way to paste the machine token into PowerShell.
Congratulations, you are done!**
** Just kidding…
Run lando start. Your terminal will proceed to spew error messages for several minutes.
Spend an hour searching through the Lando issue queue trying to find the magic sequence that will fix these errors.
Go apple.com and start comparing the new MacBook Air to the new Mac Mini. Figure out if you can afford either one so that you don’t have to deal with this shit.
Your kids are picking up on your frustration, and everyone is melting down because it is bedtime (and your are anxious about the election).
Give up for the night, and obsessively refresh the election results at fivethirtyeight.com until the results are clear at 11:00 PM.
Get up the next morning and write a satirical article about installing Lando on your Windows machine.
I will let you know if I ever actually get it working.
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